Monday, 3 January 2011

Again, it's another person to keep an eye on. He's also attempting no fap 2011. I wish you the greatest of luck.

It's created by a better man than me who will hopefully do better than what I have done.  Follow it. 
I have failed you.

The nausea was overwhelming. I couldn't last anymore. I had to do it.
Go ahead. Throw your insults. I am, after all, a man. I'm sorry to all those who had faith in me. Godspeed to whoever is still in the challenge. I was not big enough for this. I apologise.

Day 3

Woke up with a morning glory. Other than that, today's been horrendous, being constantly looking at porn, achieving a hard on for around 2 hrs straight this morning alone. Good news is that I haven't touched my penis once today (well, expect for when I went for a piss). It shows that I have the will power to do it physically, but mentally, I'm deprived of masturbation. I don't know if this is healthy or not (probably isn't), but I don't care. Also, when should I be getting wet dreams? I've only had one in my whole life time and that was me having intercourse with Angelina Jolie (No shit, this was real, I was neighbours of Brad and Angelina, and I went over to fix their shower or some shit and I ended up banging Angelina Jolie, but yeh, that's another story). I could really do with some wet dreams now and again. I don't want my balls to become some sort of sperm storage depot. Or I could try getting a girlfriend, but that takes effort. Something I'm not willing to do at this moment and time. Anyway, I'm just rambling now. To sum shit up: Day 3 < Day's 1+2

Sunday, 2 January 2011

Day 2

They say that the first day is going to be the hardest, well, that's certainly a lie. Already half way into day 2 and I've contemplated masturbation 6 times. It certainly does not help me being next to a computer for the majority of my day, seeing as my work revolves around the use of computing. Which also puts me within an arms reach of the internet, which we all know, is porn haven. I'm running out of stuff to do, which puts me in a risky state. The nausea and trembling is still there, but slightly better. I really need a goddamn hobby to keep my mind of fapping. I've thought about going running but it's too cold here. I'm up for suggestions.

Saturday, 1 January 2011

Day 1
So here we are, first day of no fap 2011. How do I feel? Terrible. My withdrawal symptoms include the following:

  • Nausea 
  • Trembling
  • Restless leg syndrome (an irresistible urge to move one's body to stop uncomfortable or odd sensations)
  • Random Erections everyfuckingwhere I go. 
No seriously, I keep getting these random erections whilst doing day to day activities. For example. I'm sitting down on my couch, watching Top Gear, when all of a sudden, BOOM, I get an erection. Another scenario was whilst playing on my 360, I just keep getting erections uncontrollably. Thinking back on it, getting these random hard ons can be explained for me missing my morning and mid-day fap sessions which I carried out every day for the past 6 years.