Friday, 31 December 2010

Had the last fap

So, I just had my last fap (God bless Egotastic) and I have to say, I'm in a rather strange mood. It feels like I'm losing something really close to me. I can't exactly describe how I'm feeling, sort of euphoric. Anyhow, I'll state the rules for anyone confused or never attempted this before.


  • Sex 
  • Oral Sex (No Autofellatio) 
  • Handjob 
  • Wet Dreams

Not allowed:
  • Masturbation 
  • Over 20lbs of pussy and ass or any other masturbatory aids 

So it Begins....

For 2 years, I have been trying to attempt a "No fap" year. And for 2 years, I have failed within the first week. Some can blame this for my urgency of a good fap, having fapped thrice daily for the past 6 years. Well, this year, it's going to change. I'm not doing this because of some petit joke on an internet forum. I'm doing it because masturbation has in-sensitised myself and my penis towards women. Having done research (lurking), I found out that by stopping fapping all together, one has a higher urgency of getting a girlfriend. And no, I don't believe all that bullshit of you having a lower chance of contracting prostate cancer the more you fap. I'm not the only anon doing this task, I've witnessed countless other brave souls attempting this mission of impossibility. Some of us will not make it, that's for granted, but to the ones who do, we will feel a sense of enlightenment, a sense of pride, a sense of motherfucking badassery, knowing that we achieved what millions have failed. I don't know if I can make 365 days, but I'll give it my best damn shot. Heaven or Hell, let's fucking rock.